FRIENDSHIP

No Sissy Friendship Poem For You Are you tired of all those sissy " friendship " poems that always sound good, but never actually come to reality ? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship : 1. When your are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revengeagainst the sorry punk who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is chocking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got lucky. ( you know what I mean ) 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and quit whining. 6. When your are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the keck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath ... I pledge it till the end. Why ? You may ask. Because you are my friend. Remember : Agood friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body. Just let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. :shock: :oops: